This scene from Pyaar Ka Punchnama
(2011) can be easily cited as the "Best
Scene" of the movie. The scene brings
out a frustation of a boy on his
girlfriend.
(2011) can be easily cited as the "Best
Scene" of the movie. The scene brings
out a frustation of a boy on his
girlfriend.
"Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur
kya problem hai
Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon ki
meri life mein koi problem hi naa ho
Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem
naa ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi
problem hai…
And bull shit she is worried yaar
Usse toh celebrate karna chahiye
Because this is exactly what she wants
Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo mooh
kholti hai
Mann karta hai mooh mein kuch thuss
doon
Trust me yaar 6 mahine mein I have
had it all
Sab dekh liya maine
Abbe kaunsa pyaar, kaisi relationship,
kaahe ki khushiyaan?
Relationship ka matlab hi yeh hota hai
to enter into your own happiness
Uske baad all you have to worry about
is
Uski khushiyaan, uska birthday
Uske kutte ka birthday
Uska new year jo kabhi tumhara bhi
new year tha
Inn ladkiyon ko naa koi khush nahi rakh
sakta
A happy woman is a myth
Tu batman wali ko dekh le
Saala jab tak batman nahi bana, tab
tak bolti rahi
Tum toh kuch karte nahi ho
Naakara ho, napunsak ho
Main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise
reh sakti hoon
Jis din bechara batman ban gaya
Uss din boli, tum toh batman ban gaye
Arrey mujhe toh ek normal insaan
chahiye tha
Main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti
hoon
Sab saala naa in kahaaniyon ka dosh
hai
Bloody bollywood romantic masala
Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua,
dono saath saath, film khatam
Iske baad ki story koi nahi batata
Iske baad ki kahaani main batata hoon
Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko 2 din hug
nahi kiya toh problem
Hug kiya to chep ho rahe ho
Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta
Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki
Pehle cushion aaye fir curtains aaye
Cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh
aur cushion aaye
Mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko
bechne jaun toh mahine ka kharcha
nikal aaye
Ek toh jo cheez kharidne jaayegi
Woh cheez kharid ke nahi aayegi
2 hafte dimag chategi ki table lena hai
table lena hai
5 ghante mall mein bitaa ke ek sadi si
chappal utha ke le aayegi
Aur phir agle do hafte dimag chategi
Table lena hai table lena hai…
Office me kaam kar raha hoon
Phone aa jayega
Phone uthate hi bol deta hoon
Baat nahi kar sakta
Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna?
2 minutes kar loge to kya ho jayega
Arrey 2 minute kar lunga to tujhe kya
mil jaayega meri maa
Thik se to kar paunga nahi
Aur iske baad I love you bole bina
phone kaata to naatak
Sabse zyaada dimaag ki dahi is mobile
phone ne ki hai
Katiya hi ghatiya invention hai saali
Trust me I say patta hai saala patta
Ek toh inke ad bhi dekho
Lo ji 1 paisa per second
Aur phone karo
Aur phone karo
Arrey call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi
na badh jaati hai karne ko
Phir iska jawab unhe bhi do
Tumhare pass baat kyun nahi hai karne
ko
You have lost interest in me
Tumhe hmm hmm hi karna tha toh
maine tumhe phone hi kyun kiya ?
Arrey meri maa mujhe kya pata tune
mujhe phone kyun kiya ?
Jaake Bharti Mittal se puch naa
Tujhe main bata raha hoon
Uss ad mein naa woh kutta nahi kutiya
hai
Seriously shart laga sakta hoon
Wherever you go, we follow
Tujhe kya lagta hai
Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo ke India
nahi jaa raha hai aur galti se pahuch
gaya?
Nahi usko pata tha
Woh bechara toh kahin door jaana
chahta tha
Biwi ke chakkar mein bolna pada India
jaa raha hoon
Nahi toh 10 sawaal puchti
Kahaan jaa rahe ho
Kyun jaa rahe ho
Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa
rahe ho?
Seedhe seedhe kyun nahi bolte mujhse
kahin door jaana chahte ho ?
Aaj tak bechaare ka mazaak udaati hai
duniya
Office mein kaam kar raha hoon
SMS aajayega
I love you
Theek hai main bhi SMS kar deta hoon
I love you too
Iske baad SMS pe SMS shuru
Abbe kaam kya karti hai office mein ?
2 SMS ka reply mat karna
Turant phone aayega
Phone mat uthaa
Toh 10 minutes mein message aa chuka
hoga
I don't think it's working anymore
10 minutes mein Babu I love you se I
don't think it's working anymore
And this is when they are not even down
Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne
heart attack kyun aate hain
Aur yeh gay bande itne successful kyun
hote hai ?
Because they don't have a woman to
screw their happiness naa
Log kehte hai naa behind every
successful man, there is a woman
True.
But koi ye nahi bataata ki behind every
unsuccessful man, also there is a woman
Aur yeh toh koi bhi bata sakta hai naa
ki unsuccessful logo ki taadaat
Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai
is duniya mein
Saala office me kaam kar raha hoon
Keh raha hoon late ho jaaunga
Toh khaana nahi khaayegi
Phir bhookhi so jayegi
Arrey main keh raha hoon khalo toh
dikkat
Kya karoon naukri chodd doon ?
Phir saale ghar jaao
Pehle inhe manaao inhe khilaao
Inke baad khud ki bhookh toh waise hi
mar jaati hai
Inn sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah
Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua
hai naa chup chaap
Ghadi ghadi
Kya soch rahe ho???
Kya soch rahe ho???
Kya soch rahe ho???
Arrey kuch nahi soch raha meri maa
Yeh soch raha hoon tera mooh kaise
band karoon
Kya soch raha hoon
Camera laga doon dimag mein
Iss sab ke baad
We never talk
We need to talk
I don't think it's working any more
And main tujhe bata raha hoon
You cannot discuss anything with a
woman
Because they call it a discussion
But any discussion with a woman is an
argument
Aur argument mein toh tu boss unn se
jeet hi nahi sakta
Because hum aadmiyon ki ek basic
need hoti hai
To make sense in an argument
Ladkiyon ko koi farak nahi padta
Sense jaisi bekaar si cheez ki wajah se
woh
Argument kaise haar jaye
Ek toh aaj ki baat pe argument aaj
hoga hi nahi
Aaj ki baat pe jhagda hoga 2 mahine
baad
Yahaan saala yaad bhi nahi hota hai 2
mahine pehle hua kya tha ?
Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain
Yeh chota hatiyar nahi
Yeh bada hatiyar hai
Isse badi ladai mein use karenge
Tu kabhi try kar liyo khud ko sahi
saabit karne ki
Tujhe lag hi raha hoga ke iss point se tu
apni baat ko saabit kar lega
Lekin tabhi ek awaaz aayegi
Ungli neeche karo
Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga
Lekin tumhari nadaan si ungli unki taraf
point kar rahi hogi
And suddenly , the whole argument will
flush down the gutter
Aur mudda ye reh jaayega ki
How dare you point a finger at me ?
Kisne banaya yeh rule
Kisne ?
Saala woh beech argument mein tumhe
joota phek ke maar de toh koi dikkat
nahi
Lekin tum unki taraf ek ungli point
kardo
Saara mudda khatam
Wo sahi tum galat
Shaadi se pehle woh nagin been kyun
bajta hai, haan
Kyun ki band wala bhi tumhe chetawani
de raha hota hai ki kaun aa raha hai
tumhari zindagi mein
Inka signature tune hai woh
Ab yeh bata woh kya karne aayi thi
tere paas yahaan
Same cheez main karoon toh
Uske kisi friend ko call karke
Ab yeh problems ginaau toh
Kahegi achcha tumne meri friend ko
call kiya
Hmm hmm
Tum unki sympathy gain karna chahte
ho ?
Why don't you go and sleep with her?
It's ridiculous yaar !!"
